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Lane-Rape

The act of foisting one's vehicle forcefully and/or rudely into another lane of close proximity
Oh man, im going to have to lane-rape like crazy to get all the way over to the next exit in all this traffic.
by Matthias B. June 7, 2007
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Gala Rape

An occurrence similar to date rape yet different in regards to the location it takes place in: a gala. Often associated with the wealthy and those of higher class. Not necessarily restricted to galas. Sometimes occurs in other high class functions.
Christine was having a jovial time until Robert decided to Gala Rape her.
by CoolskiBasookies May 10, 2009
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Pixie Rape

~When someone throws sparkles at you as a joke
Person 1: -Dumps sparkles on Person 2-
Person 1: Surprise!
Person 2: What the f was that for?! Damn
Person 1: You've just been pixie raped. Haha. Sparkling makes you look gay... Pfft... Stupid sparkly vampire crazed fangirls...
by Ennjyxx October 15, 2009
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link rape

A link which, when clicked, reveals content which jumps out of the web and molests your eyeballs. Oftentimes the content is obscured by DNS or other link trickery.
The classic example is goatse.cx, the shock site image of a man stretching his anus to superhuman proportions. Directly at the camera.

Typical dialogue surrounding link rape:
Friend: I advise against clicking this link.
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! They've lost their virginity!
Friend: I told you not to click it...

Enemy: You have to check out the hot coeds at this site: tinyurl.com/hotcoeds (this is 555 example).
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! ::oedipus rex::
Enemy: Mwahaha....

others:
tubgirl (www.tubgirl.ca)
lemonparty (lemonparty.org)
2 girls 1 cup (2girls1cup.nl)
by turbandic October 25, 2011
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facebook raped

A term used referring to the social networking site Facebook where users are able to update their "statuses" and share with other users what they are doing. When a person is facebook raped, it means a friend of theirs have hacked into their facebook profile and posted a status suggesting that they are or have engaged in some sort of sexual activity.
Status: Eliza Roberts is being taken from behind by Chris...and loving it!
Eliza: "Shit, who just facebook raped me?"

Status: Dean Jones just had a foursome with three hot men and is now exhausted!
Dean: "Fucking hell!!! I didn't post that status, my friend Max facebook raped me."
by youallhaveaids August 15, 2009
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Mugabe rape

A frozen banana in a condom is inserted into the anus whilst flowering the recipient with strawberries and cumming in their face
You see that whore over there?
yeah?
I mugabe raped her
I want Mugabe rape
by MoWlEmAn April 11, 2010
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Camera Raped

The act of one person taking many pictures of themself/ selfies on anothers camera, without them knowing about it: can vary from amounts of around 5 to as many of 30 photographs of the one person.

Usually an act commited by attention seeking, cake face, self centred tweens who want nothing more than a modelling job.
"Why do you have so many pictures of that chick on your camera?"

"Ahh, she totally camera raped me"
by dazzzzzz July 4, 2012
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