Demoted to Canada

Shitcanned.

He is a moron. Management finally got smart and he Got Demoted to Canada.

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2019

canada's history

a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.

Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.

by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.

Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!

by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010

Canada

The land of sorry, worse french, and maple syrup.

mogus

Canada sucks lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022

Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.

Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.

by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.

"Hey Joshin, you show me Canada's History later?"

"I don't know Pierre, I can't afford another flag.

by Irish439 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"

by AdrenoKr0m3 February 4, 2010