A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status
Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022

A form of thin material press to hold it's shape a thin a possible, some retain shape, others retain art of language or view.
by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021

Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.
by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021

A chain somebody claims is real (Made of gold, silver, ETC.) But is made out of a cheap metal instead.
by Repocalypze September 29, 2018

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.
Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
by G3169 May 29, 2017

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.
The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?
Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
by YuriMurder July 21, 2022
