fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

One for the homies

While having anal sex, you take a swig of your alcholic drink, pull out and very quickly pour some in your partners' ass before it snaps shut.

Last night when I was with my woman, I pulled a One for the homies with some champagne. She will now forever be known as bubbley butt!

by Top tier June 5, 2019

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003

Mac One

An order for a big mac at a McDonalds fast food restaurant relayed from counter clerk to chef in a broad scouse (Liverpudlian) accent.

Customer: I'll have a Big Mac and a large fries.

Counter Clerk (turns towards chef): MACHHHHH ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!

Customer: Wow, mac one.

by Benjamina July 1, 2007

The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

one the person

a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"

Johnny: it could be but it is it

Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."

by it was if it thinks to how July 9, 2020