Thats Golden

Meaning "Thats Just Great!". Used to define something frustrating or ironic.

Tyler - "I work all week and take one night of sleep off to play and no one else is online to play with."

John - "Thats golden", It always seems to be like that for me too.

by A73L3VEN April 26, 2013

Golden Teeth

Golden teeth is a person like Tind Ali, he has golden teeth which shine like the sun when he opens his mouth.

Imagine Tind Ali playing cricket, when the baller is about to ball the ball he shines his teeth and therefore blinds the baller so he balls bent and then he swings with his bat!

by Tind Ali May 7, 2004

Golden Plough

The act of urinating inside a woman during sexual intercourse

Dude, I was having sex with my girl last night but I was dieing for a piss so I totally let rip and gave her the golden plough

by TheFish July 1, 2012

golden egg

every month you go without sex, you get one golden egg. only applies to month (january, february, etc.). does not include total amount of days. three golden eggs is a "turkey". six golden eggs is "platinum egg", and 12 golden eggs is "diamond egg". if you get to diamond egg, or even platinum egg, you should really consider your sex life.

Carl: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.

Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.

by qhdlongman May 30, 2020

Golden Trail

When you urinate your stinky, golden piss all over a man's stomach creating an even more spectacular trail to the place of your most nagging desires.

I love holding in my piss to give him a golden trail. It makes me want his cock even more.

by danolusolusos February 22, 2015

Golden Hershey

To pee into anothers rectum, combining the golden shower with vigourous fudgepacking. Don't forget the rubber sheets!

During a bout of drugged assplay, Dolan required a Golden Hershey from Whisenant. The rubber sheets were forgotten, and the mess was impressive.

by Sir Baron Scotch of Ihop October 17, 2011

golden goose

Elusive beast, can be differentiated from a standard goose by the size of the overhang on the belly.

Kuan Hau, left back extraodinaire

by Dickie Cheung March 1, 2005