The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
Get the Paper-matemug. by Smith45 January 10, 2022
Get the Papers Nowmug. by anonymous August 14, 2021
Get the Toilet papermug. weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.
by leidensallergictoavacados May 2, 2019
Get the paper scarecrowmug. by King_Of_Random January 27, 2024
Get the Paper smoothmug. When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.
by MD Quak March 1, 2017
Get the Paper Machemug. 