Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
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Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
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"Today on things"
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parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.
if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!
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if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!
me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?
then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.
then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.
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They : I no longer identify as a girl but non-binary
You and me : so what are these dome pronouns
They : that was rude but my pronoun for the day are they/them
You and me : what about it's/things
You and me : so what are these dome pronouns
They : that was rude but my pronoun for the day are they/them
You and me : what about it's/things
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