Texas Drive-Thru

While youre having sex with a girl you shove a matchbox car up her ass to "mark your territory"

Got some strange from another girl after the bar last night and gave her the ole texas drive-thru.

by Matteoooo C September 13, 2011

Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.

Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!

by humdipper May 4, 2009

texas time-bomb

setting someone's alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response

that girl i went home with last night, I texas time-bombed her ass

by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004

Texas A&M University

-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Capped at 42,000)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.

Texas A&M University is conservative where The University of Texas is liberal.

by JRD June 27, 2004

Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015

Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.

Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.

by browndoctor May 14, 2015

Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018