Thomas

Someone who's practically asking to be dropkicked every other second

"Ooo look thomas is being a dumbass- losin both his shoes again"
"Les go and dropkick em"

by Choo_Choo_btc April 17, 2023

Thomas

So sexy, like the hotest of all the moist pantsu staff.

egirl: wow thomas is so fucking cute
egirl2: yeah no shit everyone already knows that

by Dr. Vibes May 9, 2021

Rusty Thomas

Slang for period sex. In honor of the Rev. Rusty Thomas, director of Operation Save America, a group that aggressively protests abortion clinics.

I had a fantastic first date last night, we went back to her place, made out, but then she gave me a Rusty Thomas.

by retrev July 25, 2017

Thomas

The biggest simp ever

Person 1: omg that’s thomas
Person 2: oh yeah he’s a simp.

by Ur dad 69420 March 22, 2022

Thomas

A Smexy beast who can easily fuck you in any video game you play cuz he’s good

He is so good that he has his own gamer grill in his “gaming” room

This Was write by Thomas XD

Yo Thomas Just Fucked dude and my grill

by NotTheRealSmexyThomas May 2, 2018

Thomas

He can be a very kind person, all the girls want to fuck him and love him. He has a very big horse cock that pulls all the girls

Thomas has a HUGE horse cock

by cmzr November 23, 2021

Thomas Tufferson

Best used when you're in a giddy happy ass mood and you just gave the biggest belt of all time in-game. Make sure it is properly enunciated and delivered with the signature accent.

Confirm Sozosei: bro your actually a drone wipe irl
NanoProdigy: Now that's Thomas Tufferson!

by wwh04 September 19, 2025