Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.

Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”

by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022

makeup sick

When a person loves makeup more then anything else. When your heart skips a beat for makeup

“She said do you love me I told her only partly I only love my bed and my makeup I’m sorry”

“I feel like you don’t love me” “it’s not that I’m just makeup sick”

by ILoveMakeUp12345 May 12, 2018

sick

Sick is normally used as when someone is ill however in the circumstance is can mean cool or awesome

“That bike is so sick”
“That lesson was sick”

by Potato fries and chips August 15, 2018

Rez Sickness

Excessive cum intake to the point where the recipient becomes ill like no other illness.

Damn - is remy REALLY gonna take another dick? He's gonna get rez sickness.

by bobbycisco October 4, 2020

Car Sick

The outcome of to many frothies with the boys and u spew ya guts up the next day. If u notice someone using the phrase “Nek Minute” to much it is too late they are going to experience car sickness within a 8-20 hour period. As there is no cure best relief is a kings big daddy box

“ oh u were pissed mate your just hung over” “ Nah mate I got car sick”

by Car sick July 22, 2019

Sick Man Syndrome

When men get sick, they act like the world is going to end or that they can't do anything because they are dying.

Side effects include, but not limited to:
Patheticness.
Back-Talking and Bad-Mouthing the Person Who is Trying to Take Care of Them.
Not Able to Do Anything for One's Self.
Bitchiness, Crying, and Moaning.
An Attitude Problem.
Turning into a Giant Baby.
Inability to Do Anything Other Than Whine.
Possible Death (at the hands of anyone forced to take care of them).

Girl are you ok? I heard your husband has Sick Man Syndrome. Hope is hasn't neen too difficult to take care of.

by Chellsrn November 16, 2023