Sea pig

Naval slang for a member of Shore Patrol, the Navy's military police that looks for sailors / marines to burn every time a ship pulls into port. Universally hated by all members of the service.

Can be found roaming around town doing bitch shit like writing people up for underage drinking or not having appropriate attire. Usually, sea pigs are unintelligent, arrogant and extremely aggressive individuals.

Sea pigs can be uniformed or in plainclothes, and usually patrol bars, brothels and other nefarious haunts that are popular among sailors. Easily avoided by steering clear of any of the aforementioned locales and putting as much distance between yourself and the ship on liberty.

"Bro, those two guys in civies following us were definitely sea pigs."
"You sure they weren't just locals?"
"I'm pretty sure Japanese locals don't sport white skin and Oakleys."

"Did you see what happened last night? HT1 got drunk again and got into a fight with the locals. Shore Patrol showed up, heard it took 8 sea pigs to get him cuffed."

by BiggerGorilla125 August 9, 2020

on a snake in the sea

1. Lost or hopeless, with no sense of direction.

2. Stuck or abandoned.

Toby is on a snake in the sea when it comes to ordering poké bowls for lunch. He'll stand in line for hours trying to make up his mind.

by juiceco January 12, 2017

Red Sea badge

Intercourse during her period

Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..

by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021

Sea Cucumber

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls

Cq

Sea cucumber

by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021

Sea peacock

An overly stylized boat or watercraft.

I was docked next to a sea peacock, it was the coolest boat I have ever seen.

by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019

Sea Grapes

the eggs of a Cuttlefish containing its offspring, the freakiest little cuties God could devise
They are called sea grapes by zoologists and people who enjoy shitty wine.

The cuttlefish lays its sea grapes in some random hole in the bottom of the ocean

by Sisco in the Wild November 12, 2018

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025