Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
Get the Sprinkled Christmas Cookiemug. by christmas geek November 11, 2020
Get the put up christmas tree daymug. December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."
December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
by ScarettRose December 27, 2011
Get the Christmas Crushermug. by somedouche101 November 7, 2017
Get the Christmasmug. by SEOMyers October 28, 2021
Get the Christmas puddingmug. A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.
by HoHoNo December 12, 2010
Get the Christmas Facemug. When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
by Smegmid December 24, 2023
Get the Brown Christmasmug.