One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. "a bullshit thing" - me, a straight person
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender
*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender
*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*
Transgender man: hello-
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ
by hi.im.cay March 10, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. An individual who uses electronic cigarettes with no mood altering enhancements (nicotine, caffeine, taurine, thc, etc) and who's right to do so is protected by law from FDA or other governmental interference, as their consumable product contains no intoxicants.
Etymology:
Straight - Free from extraneous matter (straight whiskey)
Go Straight - To live a law-abiding life, no longer engage in crime.
Play it Straight - To do something without jokes, tricks, subterfuge, distortions, or the like.
Vaper - Electronic cigarette user. From the word vapor, which is what the user inhales in place of traditional cigarette smoke.
Coined in 2011
Etymology:
Straight - Free from extraneous matter (straight whiskey)
Go Straight - To live a law-abiding life, no longer engage in crime.
Play it Straight - To do something without jokes, tricks, subterfuge, distortions, or the like.
Vaper - Electronic cigarette user. From the word vapor, which is what the user inhales in place of traditional cigarette smoke.
Coined in 2011
I've smoke free since 2/2010, when I became a Vaper... And I've been nicotine free since 12/2011, when I became a Straight Vaper.
by monarch79 December 15, 2011
Get the Straight Vapermug. by Ethans Fetish March 5, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.
He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.
by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by YuriAllTheWay March 6, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. Kyler: So did you go out with Sophia?
Andrew: What? No, I don't date transgender women
Kyler: Why? Are you a transphobe?
Andrew: No, they're cool. It's just my sexuality, I'm Super Straight
Andrew: What? No, I don't date transgender women
Kyler: Why? Are you a transphobe?
Andrew: No, they're cool. It's just my sexuality, I'm Super Straight
by Mokadelic March 10, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug.