Steve

Steve is a real great guy. Not necessarily as a lover, but he's a great friend. He's funny, he's loyal, and he's definitely smart. Smart as in intelligent and knowledgeable, and as in wise and pragmatic at the same time.

Everyone should have a "Steve" in their life

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

Steving

Getting ridiculously drunk prior to an event or occasion of which you were assigned an important role. "Steving" is getting too drunk to effectively perform said role.

"At the pregame for his cousin's wedding, Steven found himself Steving again - and just like that, we were down a groomsman."

by Felix Arugula September 3, 2022

Steve-O

oh yeah mr.krabs

are you feeling it now mr.krabs steve-o

by shrekfest January 10, 2017

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.

I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.

by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017

The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017

Steve Allen

Good at heart but bad with emotions. Might throw a temper tantrum.

That goofs name is Steve Allen

by DownToParty September 5, 2022

Steve

Steve is a god and should be worshiped with all hearts and you should offer your souls to Steve.

Steve is my God and we worship Steve.

by Steve disciple July 30, 2019