Polish Cabbage Soup

When oral sex is performed on a Polish cow (or obese woman).

I had two servings of Polish cabbage soup last night.

by Bustin Beaver March 3, 2020

Noodle soup fucking

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup

I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.

by baby face megeee March 20, 2020

Chicken nudele soup

A soup containing only chicken genitalia

I made the best chicken nudele soup last night I love slurping up chicken dick

by Squeaky tits May 7, 2020

soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

Chicken Noodle Soup

Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.

Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!

by rinlovesstrokingit January 31, 2023

Idaho chocolate soup

when someone sticks their nose in their partner's asshole as they are farting and defecating, it results in the smeller puking on that dirty asshole and then starting to lick it.

person 1 : Jack's asshole was so dirty after the Idaho chocolate soup
person 2 : you need therapy

by dirtier-than-ur-mom December 15, 2022

soup dog kelsey

soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10

you: “i don’t follow soup dog kelsey”
me: “go follow her now she’s better then you🙄☝🏼“

by jaeorsomething June 2, 2021