soup dog kelsey

soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10

you: “i don’t follow soup dog kelsey”
me: “go follow her now she’s better then you🙄☝🏼“

by jaeorsomething June 2, 2021

Hot Lieu Soup

When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.

"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"

by Sandwich McFritos June 8, 2022

Ball Sweat Soup

To have the temperature and humidity so high that you sweat enough in the nether regions to make soup broth.

Geez Thom, it's so hot today that I'm able to make ball sweat soup, from my ball sweat...

by Litespeed61 July 25, 2016

Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld

One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021

cream of dick'n soup

Semen.

Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Chicken Enchilada Soup

Super good soup that rains down from god, and tastes like poop that went through a very long process.

Yo, Billy just got the Chicken Enchilada Soup

by DaT SuPErMaN December 12, 2018

white bean soup

Coach fuel

Coach can’t go to bed before he’s had his bowl of white bean soup.

by Pp check November 9, 2020