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Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
Criminally short by santgozpt April 12, 2018

Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.
Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.
Jacob Short by GBL116 June 4, 2018

Curly Short Ones 

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;
Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

bald short baby 

nico is a bald short baby
bald short baby by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.
'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
Jacob Short by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019

Tackle short of a set of six 

Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.
Upon watching an interview with an NRL player:

"Mate, that bloke is a tackle short of a set of six".