Tequila Shark

Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla

My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;

"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

steel shards from god

When some one eats to much taco bell and kfc and has diarrhea so bad that he shits so hard there asshole is as wide as there head

how was your day
not to bad, but i had steel shards from god
Ewww

by kail the bo November 8, 2011

butter shark

A little princess who is dating a low life Indian kid

she is such a butter shark she could do way better!

by Ni🅱️🅱️a47 July 1, 2017

Dick Shark

A person who patrols the shallows looking for a victim to screw over

Mike Smith is a dick shark.

by Smoore September 20, 2017

table shark

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style

That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.

by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.

It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.

by crankthetank April 15, 2010

caught a shark

Having an extremely attractive, friendly and amazing girl, that the majority of the population fancy, to yourself. "Oh you've caught yourself a shark there dude." A complement to the guy who has caught her and to the shark "girl" herself.

Woah you caught a shark there bro!

by LunarMalice December 5, 2014