Sarah J Maas

Author of the Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses series, better know as Expert of Sinking Ships and Breaking Hearts. When reading her books, expect to spend days crying over your favorite characters who she has so heartlessly torn apart.

"Wow, Empire of Storms really screwed me over."
"I know right. Sarah J Maas is a beautiful monster."

by fireheart.03 May 9, 2017

Try-Sarah-Tops

When your name is Sarah, and you think you are TOP shit, and ring in on a conversation only to TRY too hard and make it awkward, in turn, making everyone else feel awkward which leads to an awkward silence. Sarah has no arms and then tries to tell a joke to regain her cool friend status.

Group: "Oh how was work today?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Yellow."
Group: "uuurgh."
Group: Silence

Try-Sarah-Tops: "knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Not Sarah."
Group: More silence

by Sarah's neighbour August 27, 2021

Sarah Johnson Special

Taking 2 sausages at once see double penetration

“Cullen I’m gonna take you to Denny’s and make you get the Sarah Johnson Special.”

“Damn I didn’t know she was down with the Sarah Johnson Special, I’m gonna let my friends know”

by Bnnie October 28, 2017

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.

Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019

Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009

sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

by Cazz February 6, 2006