San Francisco Door Bell

Noun—A San Francisco Door Bell is an advance warning text message sent in lieu of actually knocking upon someone's door. Particularly useful on the steep hillside residences of San Francisco.

Sent at 4:50—Hi Winkydink. Be there in five. This is your San Francisco Door Bell.

by MoreEarthier March 16, 2012

Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures

Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door

Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*

Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more

Also asgores soundtrack is better

Oh and

Example 2:

Sans: kids make me hard

Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses

Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

by Theworldsendingandigive0shits May 9, 2023

San Marino ice cube

The act of shitting and pissing inside of an ice cube holder. Then you freeze it overnight and put it into your mates drink and tell them it’s a chocolate ice cube. They then decide to put the ice cube up their bum hole for a little treat. This then gets stuck inside the bum hole and causes the man to get cerebral palsy and severe downsyndrome for the rest of their life.

WARNINGGGGG
This can turn a ginger cunt into a nigger and can not be changed again.
You either do this once or never.

Hello you coon, you want a San Marino ice cube?
Yes okay let me pop that up my bum
Luke Bennett especially does this with Lisa Bennett the milf herself.
NO WAY IM BLACK (black lives do not matter)

This is the reason why they both kill themselves by jumping in front of a train.
He is forever known as the ice cold Luke Bennett as he did it on that cold rainy night in San Marino

by I TOUCH KIDS 123 January 2, 2023

San Jose steam roller

The action of shitting on your partners chest and rubbing it down her chest with your balls. Your choice to cum down the steamroll.

Hey babe, do you want San Jose steam roller?

by ICEBREAKERTIM August 13, 2022

The Ol San Francisco treat

A San Francisco treat is when you save all your nail clippings for weeks, then when you are having sex with a partner, pull out, ejaculate on their face then throw the clippings hard enough to stick to their face....Uncle Ben would be proud

It took me three months, but I was finally able to surprise my girlfriend with the ol San Francisco Treat.

by mighkey November 4, 2022

Xavier School San Juan

A terrible school that doesn't care about your complains about mdm ruining your ipad. They just don't care

Xavier School the cursed school, to you I pledge its death.

(I'll just add this so that it can get through "Xavier School San Juan"

by TrisecTroop September 28, 2022

San Diego Stuffed Pepper

The sadistic act of restraining a naked man's limbs, typically with ropes in the back of a restaurant kitchen, cutting the stem off a dangerously spicy pepper, and inserting the man's phallus into said pepper for an indefinite amount of time. afterwards, he is released, so he can feel shame (and nothing downstairs).

This guy ordered a Beef Wellington, but he didn't tip, so we gave him a "San Diego Stuffed Pepper" to go!

by Aborro Watabonosk January 11, 2022