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San Antonio Cookie Jar

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm
Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.
by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015
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For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures

Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door

Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*

Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more

Also asgores soundtrack is better

Oh and
Example 2:

Sans: kids make me hard

Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses

Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass
mugGet the Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbassmug.

san andreas highway patrol

a group of queers that suck at being leo
by wowthatslegitness May 31, 2019
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San Francisco salad roll

The act of licking three men's rectums, consecutively.
You guys, I had a crazy night; Chip, Jered and I were in a San Francisco salad roll
by Naburkish October 4, 2014
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San Francisco High Five

When you go into the bathroom and cum in your hand then proceed to slap them in the face spreading your semen on them.
Yesterday I gave my buddy a San Francisco high five, he never saw it coming!
by RabidInd April 2, 2021
mugGet the San Francisco High Fivemug.

San Francisco Door Bell

Noun—A San Francisco Door Bell is an advance warning text message sent in lieu of actually knocking upon someone's door. Particularly useful on the steep hillside residences of San Francisco.
Sent at 4:50—Hi Winkydink. Be there in five. This is your San Francisco Door Bell.
by MoreEarthier March 16, 2012
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Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour
Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Bro 2: Bro what’s that?

Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter
by Filch75 January 17, 2020
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