maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

Shafting

a sport involving riding round on a brush shaft like a horse, while finding unsuspecting people to "shaft"- meaning harass with the brush. usually violent

hoi...ill shaft you with a brush. want to go shafting tonight?

by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008

Shifting

Selling items or narcotics

"What's up?"

"I'm shifting some mandy"

by carpetting April 9, 2015

Chilean Mine shaft

Morning wood covered in dried shit, as resulting from prolonged intermission between anal sex and cleaning one's self. Usually due to sleep, unconsciousness or prolonged confinement in a copper mine.

See also: Chilean mine worker

After a drunken night of angry anal sex and passing out, I woke up at noon to find that I had a Chilean mine shaft.

by Chilean doghouseS August 28, 2010

shiftering

When driving an automobile with manual transmission, using big arms resembling those of a crab to maneuver the shifter handle into the proper position.

Such a big dog Willie is, shiftering those gears with those crab arms.

by Travis Morrison December 13, 2004

Shape Shifter

A common word used to describe a tin of chewing tobacco. Tins can be easily concealed under the false pretense that it is perhaps Ice Breaker Mints or some other kind of similar object. The best part is that if someone asks for a mint it is common to deny them because people are greedy and do not share mints.

Corey: Do you have you shape shifter?
John: what is that?
Corey: You know your shifting cylinder of shapes.
John: oh ya, but why do you call it that?
Corey: Because it can take on so many shapes it so easy to conceal!
John: Well i do have it indeed

by johon willaim gates September 28, 2012

furry shaft

when ones penis has hair all the way up it

i was going to bang him until i saw his furry shaft

by chazelle February 3, 2008