Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before
Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
by emi goodman June 3, 2022

A Roberts is usually very bold and courageous, but reserved. These people can be hot-headed, or have a super short temper. They are funny, kind, smart and logical too
by MissYouKnowMe October 17, 2019

This is actually me so don't judge.
1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD
1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD
Person 1: Ay is dat Robert Stockard
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True
by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019

Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.
My friend Robert is big for nothing.
by Robert estraca July 5, 2020

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
by Jailatte May 4, 2022

An average heighted individual who is pretty smart. Has short-ish brown hair. Typically draped in ceremonial Hawaiian Button-Up shirts. Uses the pseudonym of Simbason719 and also uses the name of Simba.
Isaac James Roberts likes to chill and play Minecraft with his friends aswell as listen to Laufey and EPIC The Musical
by Simbason August 5, 2025
