The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
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Isaac James Roberts likes to chill and play Minecraft with his friends aswell as listen to Laufey and EPIC The Musical
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Get the The Charlize Roberts mug.Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will
Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
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Robert is a very sexy boy who is adored by all around him including the blokes. However he is a straight As a pencil and is stuck talking to gals like Margot Robbie and Kylie Jenner
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