ROBERT

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..

Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Robert Pattinson

my husband

someone:what’s your husbands name again?
Me:Robert Pattinson

by whorefortomriddle November 28, 2020

Robert Joseph

A great human being who doesn’t know how worth. Has a huge heart and when it is broken he has an anger that you cannot calm down. Had a very hard life growing up which has made him tough and at times emotionless but will always apologize when he realizes his faults.

Stop messing around or I’ll sick Robert Joseph on you.

by Fryz775 November 30, 2020

robert construction

The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.

Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!

by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020

robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.

“Did that person just do a robert pattinson”

by battheowldk December 9, 2020

robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.

“Did that person just do a robert pattinson”

by battheowldk December 9, 2020

Robert

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.

Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."

by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020