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Wiki Reader

A person who read the summary of a story on a wiki and pretend like they know what they're talking about, often talking over people who actually know and experienced the story.
Fan: "If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner"
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."
by PomuHub October 23, 2025
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Tiktok Reader

Someone who gets all their information about a piece of media off tiktok, leading to their info being mostly wrong.
Person 1: Dude I cant believe that Gojo got taken down by Toji! Gojo's so much weaker than Toji.

Person 2: Stop being such a Tiktok Reader, Toji had to tire him out!
by sillygod.. November 21, 2025
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L reader

L reader is where the person carnt read. fr L reader
Fr L reader
by Azenru_tt January 3, 2026
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Freddie Mitchell is ready ........

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,
"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
by BloggerDad April 29, 2009
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Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.
Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".
by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011
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Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.
by Bert Retain February 20, 2013
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hit with the reads

When your in a class and you and your friends are not working at ALL, but you teacher thinks you are wroking.
WOW, Dude. We "hit with the reads" on our teacher and she never picked up on it. All class we never did any work.
by Drew Debree July 4, 2016
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