pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 07, 2017

Pre-smoke

(Action Verb) To smoke prior to having a full on smoking sesh.

damn bro i gotta pre-smoke before i shower, then ill hop on call and smoke up for real

by Cricketamine March 23, 2023

pre-mil

When one is within the first million views on a video from Youtube.com

"I was the 167,581 person to see the new Arcade Fire music video."
"Oh, Janet, you're SO Pre-Mil."

by jackie jormp jomp December 19, 2011

Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 30, 2008

Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 29, 2008

Pre-Nipple

The area around a woman's nipple ;

areola

Yeah girl, my pre-nipple is pretty dark.

by @Pre-Nippke March 25, 2018

pre cramps

When you are 12 years old and about to have your period and you get cramps before you get actual cramps

She had pre cramps

by big jBig jfjsdfjdfj March 29, 2017