metal cvc pipe

either its short and undesirable or long and hard and desirable

this is SUCH a LONG HARD AND FIRM metal CVC pipe

by bobthebuilderinmybed69 April 21, 2022

blow the pipe

euphamism for a blow job

Mighty fine
Shawty really blow the pipe (that's true)
Like a pro

by ThatSingerOneOhTwo July 27, 2022

Family Guy Pipeline Incident

Split screen TikTok videos where the top part is a Family Guy clip, and the bottom is gameplay of a mobile game. Everyone was hooked on to these videos so users saw it as an opportunity to add jump scares or unsettling footage. The name originates from the first Family guy clip videos which contained someone closing a pipe with random objects instead of a mobile game. Nobody knows why it is an "incident" but thats what users call it.

"yo do you know about the Family Guy Pipeline Incident?" "oh yeah the s̶̢̡̡̡̧̨̧̧̧̨̢̢̢̧̧̨̢̡̛̛̝̪̜̱͙̘͉̭͕͍̻̭̗͍͍͚̣̘̼̜͈̩͍̣͖͇̖̲̼̲̯̖̟̪̬̠̮͓͓̮̘̳͖̤̻̬͚̺͓͚̲͕̳͕̰̞̗̙̖̳̹͕̹̙̻̬̰̙̫͕̳͕̞̮̲͚̳̣͙̟̘̙̥̝̫̹̦̺̲͖̤͓̻͈͕̙̩̲̰͉̝̝͚̙̦̠̱̥͔͚̗̠͔̪̟͈̖̝͓̥̞̯͎̯̠͕̪̝͎̱̣̓̏́͐̈́̈́̏̊͊̃̑͑̿͑͒̅̾̉̇͊͐̈́̔̏̎́̈́̈́̎͐̐̇͐̌̌̆͐̏̏́̄̉̊͛͒͋̾̇͗̀́́̆͐͌̀̄̓̿̎̕̚̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅy̶̧̨̨̧̢̡̡̧̡̧̛̰̞̪̮̱̤̘̙͉̠̙̱͕̰̤͔͕̖̙̘̮̝͈̠͓͇͎̞͙͉͕̮̠̱̹͔̘̳̮͚̺̤̭͙̙̠̼̯̭̜͍͉̮͓̞̪̪̥͎̹͚̖̫̹̰̺͍͔̤̝̜̱̟̮͈̠̥̲̳̤̬̭̹̖̖̤̩̻̞̰̭͔̬̻̪͔͍͖̖̣͕̲̎͌̌̀͌͒̆̊͑̽̎̾̉̀̓̿͌̒̋̔̾̀̒͂̃́͋͆̌̆́̅̈́͐̔̈́̀̿̓͐͒͒͐́̍̽̉͆̃͋̏̏̀̆̂̑͘̕̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅs̶̡̡̨̢̡̧̢̢̧̧̡̧̢͔̣̜̲̙̪͕͉̪͓͕̩͓̗̙̮̩̼̱͕̲͔̠͉͖̰͚̯̫̜̱̭̖͉̗̗̩͙͓̘̣͍̼̣̘̳̟̰̰͇͔̞̫̱̰̜͈̹̜͚̘̺̲͎͔͙̖̭̹͈̠̖͇̖̞̫͎̩͎̞͉͔̯͍̤͓̩͚͔̃́̾͜͜͜ͅͅs̶̢̡̡̡̧̨̧̧̧̨̢̢̢̧̧̨̢̡̛̛̝̪̜̱͙̘͉̭͕͍̻̭̗͍͍͚̣̘̼̜͈̩͍̣͖͇̖̲̼̲̯̖̟̪̬̠̮͓͓̮̘̳͖̤̻̬͚̺͓͚̲͕̳͕̰̞̗̙̖̳̹͕̹̙̻̬̰̙̫͕̳͕̞̮̲͚̳̣͙̟̘̙̥̝̫̹̦̺̲͖̤͓̻͈͕̙̩̲̰͉̝̝͚̙̦̠̱̥͔͚̗̠͔̪̟͈̖̝͓̥̞̯͎̯̠͕̪̝͎̱̣̓̏́͐̈́̈́̏̊͊̃̑͑̿͑͒̅̾̉̇͊͐̈́̔̏̎́̈́̈́̎͐̐̇͐̌̌̆͐̏̏́̄̉̊͛͒͋̾̇͗̀́́̆͐͌̀̄̓̿̎̕̚̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅy̶̧̨̨̧̢̡̡̧̡̧̛̰̞̪̮̱̤̘̙͉̠̙̱͕̰̤͔͕̖̙̘̮̝͈̠͓͇͎̞͙͉͕̮̠̱̹͔̘̳̮͚̺̤̭͙̙̠̼̯̭̜͍͉̮͓̞̪̪̥͎̹͚̖̫̹̰̺͍͔̤̝̜̱̟̮͈̠̥̲̳̤̬̭̹̖̖̤̩̻̞̰̭͔̬̻̪͔͍͖̖̣͕̲̎͌̌̀͌͒̆̊͑̽̎̾̉̀̓̿͌̒̋̔̾̀̒͂̃́͋͆̌̆́̅̈́͐̔̈́̀̿̓͐͒͒͐́̍̽̉͆̃͋̏̏̀̆̂̑͘̕̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅs̶̡̡̨̢̡̧̢̢̧̧̡̧̢͔̣̜̲̙̪͕͉̪͓͕̩͓̗̙̮̩̼̱͕̲͔̠͉͖̰͚̯̫̜̱̭̖͉̗̗̩͙͓̘̣͍̼̣̘̳̟̰̰͇͔̞̫̱̰̜͈̹̜͚̘̺̲͎͔͙̖̭̹͈̠̖͇̖̞̫͎̩͎̞͉͔̯͍̤͓̩͚͔̃́̾͜͜͜ͅͅ"

by orx2k December 19, 2022

La Junta Lead Pipe

“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”

“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

The Golden Pipe

An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!

HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!

by The Golden Pipe October 1, 2023

keep the dog off the half pipe

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.

Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right

by bigthunker November 7, 2020

give someone a bang on the pipes

A phone call

I'll give someone a bang on the pipes tomorrow at 3 pm and ask them if they can help.

by Beary 🐻 November 8, 2020