jap penis

small dick

joe; you have a jap penis
mark; what does that mean
joe; u have a small dick

by chinese penis July 7, 2018

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009

Change Of Penis

To have a change of heart about having sex with someone. A change of heart, in your love part. A change of plans, in your pants.

Originally I didn't wanna hook up with her, but once I saw her naked I had a change of penis.

by Rigo Sol October 30, 2013

driveway penis

An expensive or sporty car purchased to make up for one's sexual inadequacy.

Bill' new corvette is a real driveway penis.

by Kent Lane December 24, 2008

Penis Enthusiast

noun. One with great love or appreciation for penis.

Eve loved penis to such an extent that she was known throughout the land as a penis enthusiast.

by JoeBiden1776 August 14, 2011

penis joust

2 guys running at each other with hard like dicks

Chris and colt are having a penis joust in the bathroom.

by cornuts427 May 15, 2014