by sufimomma May 17, 2009
Get the pussy paint mug.Patriot Pussy: A phenomenon in the United States where young women are willing to have sex with a guy almost exclusively on the virtue of his military membership. It happens predominantly in Texas and other Southern States.
Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:
- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.
- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.
Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:
- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.
- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.
by NeroJoe June 18, 2014
Get the patriot pussy mug.by Nikki September 5, 2002
Get the Pussy Pumper mug.Poontang the way Mother Nature intended - totally natural and unshaven :D My girlfriend is a nice pretty young lady who's also completely unshaven, and allows me to pleasure her in ways only someone who likes hairy snizz can. Anyone who doesn't like hairy coochie is probably gayer than a rainbow banner at a gay pride parade.
Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos...
Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos...
My girlfriend always lets me go down on her, and I am much obliged to eat out her sweet, naturally hairy pussy - mmm, yummy
by Robert F. Black January 3, 2009
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Get the punk-pussy mug.This term is used in reference to the size of a woman’s labia majora aka the outer lips of the vulva. A fat pussy means only the outer lips are visible so the labia minora, clitoris, and vaginal opening are not out in the open. A fat pussy may also have a plump Mona pubis, which is the area below the hips but above the labia (where a lot of the pubic hair grows). People with a fat pussy are more likely to have cameltoe and makes it a little more annoying to shop for underwear and bathing suits. Straight men seem to like a fat pussy as they are aesthetically pleasing and provide extra cushion for the pushin’. They’re also referred to as an “innie” as opposed to an “outie” (where the outer labia are not as large/plump). This has nothing to do with a woman’s weight; it’s solely about the lips of the ~pussy~.
by Monstahhhhh June 8, 2022
Get the fat pussy mug.A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...
Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
by Tyamm January 13, 2017
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