Shoe-gazing

Obsessively shopping for shoes online that you know you will not buy. *but probably will buy*

“I went Shoe-Gazing on JustFab today and found the cutest boots”

by KrawTheBirdKing January 9, 2021

Shoes off

A geordie saying for feeling randy

I’m shoes off me

by Newcastleman123 November 28, 2021

Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

Pawn shop blow job

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."

by MarlaSanger February 13, 2025

Thirty fifth shoe

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis

John take out that thirty fifth shoe from your wife's ass

by Real value August 29, 2019

Shoe the Kitty

Matt Engarde's cat from the 2002 video game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All.

Pearl Fey: Shoooooooe!
Shoe the Kitty: Meow.

by The Real Kurayami January 7, 2025

Quadrilateral Shoe

The right answer

Kid: Mrs. Katie what’s the answer to 2+3
Teacher: 5 is the quadrilateral shoe

by WombatBonnieGM January 18, 2023

Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.

Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.

by Spyan July 29, 2022