It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

I be woman oh

Someone that is very poor and broke and requires assistance or 2k urgently.

I can pay for a date because “I be woman oh”

by King chi September 30, 2020

Woman

An adult female human who has the phenotype of XX and can potentially give natural labor.

A woman can give birth

by UserOfNames May 11, 2024

woman

woman: a female adult human

nacy policy is a woman.

by anonymous April 3, 2023

'Woman'

A mythical creature who, like Bigfoot, is believed to exist by conspiracy theorists, politicians, the Pope, and state organisations alike. The 'Woman' is said to be without balls and bitch non-stop about something or other. 'Woman's' existence is mainly pushed by mainstream media, college professors, and the IRS in an attempt to lure chads (like me) into temptation, time away from League of Legends, and take a shower.

Yo, did you see that woman?
Hehe, 'Woman'

by Jules Henri November 29, 2022