Squeeze n’ Grease

Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.

My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.

I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Tap n' Go

When you walk past someone and slap their ass so hard. It is the opposite of the credit card swipe.

"Whooa man, I just gotta tap n' go that chick"

" Yeah, You go ahead, I'll come back for sloppy seconds
" *Slaps ass* "

by GoshmaGoshmaGosh August 9, 2016

Sit N' Surf

The act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.

(Guy1 holding a laptop walks up to Guy2)
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf

by Tuver4 July 13, 2011

dmode n chill

D-mode n chill...when your stressed/ tired...so you put on your depeche mode playlist and chill with friends

man it's been a crappy day ..I need to Dmode n chill

by housecoop October 1, 2018

Bee 'n Chee

A bean and cheese burrito.

*after leaving a bar at 2am* We definitely need to make a Bee 'n Chee stop on the way home!

by Victoria C, Jenny C October 23, 2007

Shrimpin N Pimpin

Size don’t matter when your confidence give you the ability to still pull a baddie.

Them: You stay w/ a baddie, how?
You: Bc I’m Shrimpin N Pimpin my boi

by Dodge Father Melo February 14, 2022

Duke n’ Puke

When one is so violently ill that all things unholy are blasting from every orifice. Shitting and puking at the same time.

What is that horrific retching and splashing sound coming from the bathroom? Oh that’s Roger. He partied just a little to much last night. He’s doing the duke n’ puke today.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020