Chris: You know who else has red hair and snores like a motorcycle
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!
I love Dave's Mom
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!
I love Dave's Mom
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Person 2: I practice momism. You?
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