michael moore

a man who makes movies based on the issues going on in america. he gets ragged on too much by people who think that america has no problems at all. and he DOESN'T blame everything on america itself, hes just saying that we are par of the problems like columbine and 9/11.

he is a VERY smart guy and i dont understand why so many people dont like him. and just because he is a little on the overweight side has NOTHING to do with his line of work. so everyone GET OVER IT.

wow. did you see the incredible Michael Moore movie last night?

by Mushaka2003 July 15, 2007

Michael Myers

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)

"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.

by Dark Chaos February 6, 2006

Michael Garcia

This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.

My daddy Michael Garcia.

by @kingsleepless December 20, 2016

Michael Hitt

The sophisticated cousin of Mike Hunt.

Richie: Ha ha. I get it. Mike Hunt is "my cunt".
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.

by JimboWales August 20, 2010

Michael Jackson

not a pedophile

i am 100% sure that Michael Jackson was not a pedophile

by sister sassy May 19, 2019

Michael Phelps

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps

by taweesa March 3, 2011

Michael Munro

Michael Munro, world famous panda impersonator known for his drunken antics (orgies, etc.) whilst dressed in a panda suit.

"omg what is the panda doing???"
"Don't worry about it, that's Michael Munro."

by Mr Lu January 6, 2010