A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.
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A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.
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A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.
by Make America Great Again Again July 17, 2022
Get the Matthew Seelymug. Matthew is the name of a man who is funny and smart and kind but most of all will be the first one to help you out if you need it. Sometimes Matthew goes by Matt but the best people call him Guapo because he is so attractive. He is talented in almost every sport and has enough zeal to power a small city-state for a century. Matt won't hesitate to pour all of that zeal out on whatever playing field or court he might be on, so be sure to pick him for your team. Actually, to be honest it's more likely that he will be picking you. Matt is a natural leader who will go to hell and back for you if necessary. In fact, he has been to hell and back multiple times. His successful leadership stems in part from his ability to empathize with all sorts of people with all sorts of backgrounds. He has a knack of saying exactly what you need to hear, and the thing is he means it.
Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.
All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.
All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Oh no there is a dog! Quick coach, start the workout so Matthew won't run away!
Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.
Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.
Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
by Isabel or Jackson September 24, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.
by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023
Get the Matthew Bolgermug. A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
by Lamboman18 February 12, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew is a sweet and caring guy, he will be very clever and good at handyman tasks. Matthews of this type usually only ever love one person, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music and lifting weights.
Oh look at that matthew over there, he's very handsome and obviously more attractive than anyone named Molly.
by Gagandeep Singha November 25, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by hollowknightenjoyer July 7, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. Davin Matthews normal Comes with one big nut one small nut, davin Matthews will get his penis sucked by Brian atleast once them go into a drug psychosis
by Jmhemi January 7, 2023
Get the davin matthewsmug.