matthew

that little annoying kid who wont stop being annoying no matter how many times you break his nose

matthew:stop thats annoying *grabs food and tosses in trash*
Evan:*beats matthews ass* take that

by the guys who beat matthew up April 13, 2020

matthew allen bratton

Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.

A matthew Allen bratton is a great person and a amazing lover.

by I lost him April 15, 2020

Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)

Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.

by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020

Matthew

Silly dude that might try to kiss his best friends little sister. Has a fun personality but sometimes says weird things. A weirdo for sure but has a sweet heart.

Matthew is weird

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

Ben Matthews

Little ginger fella loves being swag and dripping water out his wet bum hole

Ben Matthews is proper lethal

by Dirty fool April 19, 2020

Matthew Hope

A "Matthew Hope" is an asshole who constantly starts drama and destroys things. This hopeless asshole destroys nearly everything he touches from machining equipment to the fabric of the universe itself.

Matthew Hope just drilled a hole through the soap dispenser in engineering class, what a retard!

by PeePeePooPooAhh November 8, 2020

Abuse Matthew day

Today is abuse Matthew Vanotti day, it is on the 12/11 and it’s the day to just beat the shit out of him. Although I love you and you are my boyfriend this will be interesting 😘

Oooh it’s the 12th of November ITS ABUSE MATTHEW DAY

by Secretly anonymously anonymous November 10, 2020