Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go
Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him
by Onion bitch November 3, 2022
Get the Matthew mug.He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”
Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!
Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!
by Guy named Matthew August 2, 2021
Get the Matthew mug.A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
by Namematthew March 8, 2017
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Get the matthew 61:9 mug.Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.
by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023
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