Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.

Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!

by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.

Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell

by bigdkA July 9, 2016

Meat Swapping

Two men engaging in sexual activities.

i heard does two boys Meat swapping in the bathroom just now.

by Metro Boomen June 20, 2016

meat gut

Refers to when you are over stuffed with bbq or food and have an extra big stomach

"Dad was so full he had a meat gut!"

by TroubleLo2212 June 17, 2016

Meat wheel

When two dudes 69

I heard josh and ray did a meat wheel after work.

by JE84 June 14, 2016

meat slot

Another name for a woman's vagina

He i,served his pens in her meat slot

by W33dwoman June 13, 2016