May 9th

National text your crush day

Ella: It's may 9th national text your crush day *texts crush*
Jake: Wait why did you text me

by Anonymous7694 May 09, 2021

May 18

May 18 is the National Get-Bitches Day!!!
For friends and foes alike who do not get bitches!

“Yo Gilbert its May 18th!”
“fym i get all the bitches”

by therealgodnamedchuck May 18, 2022

May 27

national throw your friend with bleached ends day. just throw your friend that has bleached ends.

"it's may 27?"
yea
"so i can throw you?"
fuck

by imreallypretty111 April 21, 2021

May 27

National Girls send Nudes Day

have fun people!! :)

Jack: Jessica has been sending every guy at school nudes!

Billy: why?

Jack: It's May 27th

Billy: Oh yeah!

by LOLOL_ez May 27, 2022

May 27

A day where you gather a group of your shortest friends and have them to fight to see who gets to win pair of stilts

Hey wanna help me on May 27
Help with what?
We gather short people and make them fight
Wait isn't that like the Josh fig-- nevermind I'm in

by Holidays_Post May 26, 2021

may 27

The day to fuck him/her

On may 27:

Me: Imma fuck him
My friend: Why?
Me: It’s May 27

by Thinksksks May 26, 2021

may 27

the best day in the world (national slap bread day)

its may 27 yeah yeah

by Wellllllllll idk December 01, 2020