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connie knows nothing

When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.
Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
by lesbianofthelake December 7, 2019
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Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector
I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!
by Robinhos April 25, 2015
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i-know-your-ip

it's a common virus for people it forces them to say I know your IP over and over again
1: hey, do you have the i-know-your-ip virus?
2: i-know-your-ip i-know-your-ip
1: alright *grabs gun*
by sugmaballs183128ii May 4, 2022
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Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.
First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.
by edstar77 July 14, 2024
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Gay Doesn’t Know

Gay Doesn’t Know is a roleplaying account from tiktok. They post videos everyday. Their username is @gayknow_official
Gay Doesn’t Know
by Gay Know February 26, 2021
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i know you're not laughing

*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*

Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"
by Boilundun54 April 3, 2023
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