knock monkey

1. (auto) A spark plug that has a mis-timed ignition.
2. (auto) The man at the garage who replaces spark plugs.
3. (biol) An unidentified pesky crawler.
4. A total idiot.

1. Mis-timed ignition...sounds like you got a knock monkey.
2. I went to see the knock monkey to get my spark plug fixed.
3. Better shake those knock monkeys outta your sleeping bag before you crawl in.
4. That guy is so stupid; what a knock monkey.

by Kelsey Hahn October 26, 2006

Knock and Walk

When you knock something off of a shelve or hanger in a store and then quickly walk away instead of picking it up.

**Hanger falls**
"Crap!"
"Quick, Jane, do the Knock and Walk."

by LizVerde December 16, 2008

Knocking on heaven's door

When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.

"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!

"U kno it girl, wha he do?"

"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"

"Shit guerrrlll"

by Fadiastheonlyone August 22, 2016

cock knocker

some one who likes to knock cocks!

ie wankin a male off

by tompicard May 13, 2003

knock up

Chop up you marijuana

Knock up that gram of dope and we'll pipe down.

by Slammer September 1, 2003

cock knocker

1) A homosexual, or more broadly, anyone who loves the cock.

2) Phallus shaped door knocker.

Then, I get punched in the motherfuckin nuts by a guy names cock knocker.


Wow, that house we saw, it had a cock knocker.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

knockaHh

>>VERB-`cuz iss whut i DO!!<< when SHeLLiE bO beLLiE knocks tha ShITTy outta yah!! ;p

yoo see when KRICKET got knockaHh tha fck out!??!
hehhe

by joe beezie March 2, 2005