by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.
Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*
by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022

Joseph is yes
by lolz panda September 15, 2020

A really amazing guy. Loves family, friends and especially the women/ lady he loves. He is very funny and makes everyone around him laugh. He is a very handsome, sexy and cute man, and you should be very grateful and lucky to have one. Joseph is very passionate about things he loves such as video games, sports, and the girl he loves. Joseph usually has brown hair and brown eyes, or blonde hair and blue eyes.
by 16Joela19 December 22, 2018

He is a caring man he can get anyone that he wants to marry and his charming face and he is loved by only his family but more loved by his uncle
My name is Joseph
by Ratbag05 March 15, 2020

Joseph is the man.He is one with the boys.This man is walking cancer and has a deep bum hole.One time he knocked out a girl by wacking her with his dick
by DabLikeWinston January 6, 2019

Joseph is from the hood who is always struggling to make it out because he is flexing and finessing till he make it to the top. Joseph would make potato’s out of the microwave to survive because struggle is temporary. Joseph would grind on modern warfare III with his best duo in the world riley and Riley always carried Joseph because he is better than Joseph. Joseph thinks it’s so crazy when he loves a lady because she plays games and it makes him wonder if he kills he would it be the same. Joseph don’t like Alex cz Alex sister stink so Joseph sister never kissed her.
by Grindincod November 20, 2023
