Bailey Johnson

An apparition or double of a living person.

"Omg that guy looks like Bailey !” “Is that Bailey Johnson?”

by Mr_HughJohnson November 24, 2021

Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

deshawn johnson

a long dick male in love with sydney

i need a deshawn johnson

by fmoig @xole.got.hakked March 20, 2017

Jamielia Johnson

the living embodiment of the term dumb blonde

Jamielia Johnson is a dumb blonf

by Katie.xx October 13, 2020

Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.

During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally

Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.

by solarityiscool June 11, 2024

Puff Johnson

To become too high to function at a normal rate from smoking marijuana.

After she hit that bong she was Puff Johnson.

by espolax February 11, 2010

QUANTRAIL JOHNSON

QUANTRAIL Johnson is a hoe and always getting beat up.either his dad is in jail or out of his life . He has a small penis 🍆. Know someone name dame and dick ride them . And he has a dog 🐕 and it’s a retarted as dog and his mom doesn’t love him.

Example: Quantrail Johnson is unattractive

by Young ube June 1, 2019