An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.
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John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
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Get the John Hargrove mug.John Calvin was a French writer, theologian and reformer in Geneva during the Protestant Reformation.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564
Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche
John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"
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A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564
Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche
John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"
Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
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