Phone Job

When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.

Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.

by Sakura Clicker February 02, 2018

tickle job

A form of torture that is that equates to a blow job, but worse for women

I bet she'll enjoy a tickle job in bed

by tickleB0B August 21, 2019

facebook job

liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.

"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"

by HDNA September 14, 2011

Job now

A quip used on Twitter to respond to a boring post.

“I feel the best when I’m outside tanning”
- job now

by 420kushkilla March 21, 2021

Browse Job

When a guy lays in bed with a laptop on his stomach and a girl gives him a blow job while she browses the internet.

Guy: I would like a blow job
Girl: Okay, let me check my Facebook
Guy: How about a browse job
Girl: Deal
Guy: Ballgame

by Captain Compromise April 20, 2011

seanhann job

When a "legitimate" media reporter / personality sucks up to a politician so much, it's basically a sexual relationship.

Wow did Hannity give Trump a seanhann job on stage last night.

by XYZF November 06, 2018

graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.

Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?

by Gigga n00b April 01, 2016