Minesweeping On The Job

When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.

Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!

by Isuckatgolf98 July 20, 2017

jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

by beetlebodger October 19, 2009

Trace job

When a woman opens her mouth wide and inserts your penis without touching it with any part of her oral cavity.

I just want to feel your hot breath on it , give me a trace job.

by soulbro1967 June 13, 2017

Sweep Job

A sweep Job is wear a person takes a broom and excessively starts to sweep one's privates as a sexual act.

The maid walks in the room and exclaims "Do any of you boys wanna sweep job?".

by SlikWilly May 9, 2018

Cool job.

When a person is giving fellatio with their mouth full of ice cubes.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday and Diana gave me a cool job.

by Reccaman July 30, 2016

McRim Job

What happens to your ass after you take a shit from eating too much McDonald's.

Because of ShaNaynay's overindulgence of chicken McNuggets, she ended up getting an aweful McRim Job later that night.

by Kllark July 4, 2012

Beau Job

A plan B or a mistress who's better looking than your wife or girlfriend

My wife doesn't satisfy me, I need a nice Beau job

by Lulu1310 February 5, 2020