When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.
There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.
by Professor Tripp January 29, 2016
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!
by P(l)anter December 12, 2022
Its a fake lean and is made by putting soothers in lemonade and its act like a drug sometimes sleepy and euphoric and It can cause cev (closed eye vision) like shadows and shapes to happen. It makes your mouth fo numb and taste like medicine
by ld 15 January 10, 2019
Boy A: What’s that creamy goodness in your mouth?
Boy B: It’s petroleum jelly , …
Boy A: Can I try some?
Boy A Explodes.
Boy B: It’s petroleum jelly , …
Boy A: Can I try some?
Boy A Explodes.
by QU0NDALEDINGLE May 18, 2022
A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
by Rad!04ct!v3 December 9, 2013
Mucus that seeps out of your asshole.
Can be caused by a shart, infection in your digestive system, tears in your intestines, and other related problems.
Can be caused by a shart, infection in your digestive system, tears in your intestines, and other related problems.
by TheThinkerB20 May 7, 2021