jizz erosion

A condition affecting the faces of women, generally middle-aged, often with multiple husbands, in which the face of the woman has started to crack/break down/weather away after years of repeated splashing with the jism of the males she so desperately seeks to please (and get money from). Sign of a woman that is past her prime and has been used up by many beforehand.

Dude 1: Damn son, look at the rack on that MILF!
Dude 2: Nice boobjob...but damn check out her face!!!
Dude 1: OH SHIT THAT'S SOME NASTY JIZZ EROSION.
Dude 2: Bitch must be on her fifth or sixth husband by now!

by wizzard739 January 19, 2008

jizz legs

when a person has sperm, cum, jizz on their legs

Man you have got jizz legs.

by Reno Walkero January 9, 2009

jizz dagger

jizz thats hits so hard it feels like a dagger

omg that jizz dagger really hurtt

by pumpkinnnlover October 25, 2009

Jizz Vom

When somethings so good it makes you want to jizz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time

uhhh carbs...jizz vom!

by JizzVom April 20, 2010

jizz-spat

The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.

Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

Jizz bomb

When a boy puts a weeks worth of cum in a condom, then sprays all over his naked girlfriend as she shouts "CUMHOUSE"

Boy: "Let me do my jizz bomb on you."
Girl: "Fack off."

by dizzy mack April 6, 2014