God's son who took the punishment, (Dying) you and I deserve for our sins. He did this because he loves us, so that we could be forgiven and have a relationship (like a father to a son, a best friend, a teacher, a helper, etc.) with him and have eternal life. John 3: 16 - "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son so that whoever might believe in him will not perish but have eternal life."
Repent and turn from your sins. Jesus Christ will forgive you.
Jesus Christ loves you personally
Jesus Christ saved you from death
Jesus Christ wants you to get to know him, he already knows you.
Jesus Christ loves you personally
Jesus Christ saved you from death
Jesus Christ wants you to get to know him, he already knows you.
by A Child of God. February 10, 2021
Get the Jesus Christ mug.Something ONLY you and your beliefs can resolve. Usually in reference to ambiguous or philosophical questions with no real answer.
by The Gotti December 21, 2010
Get the Word to Jesus mug.A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.
Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.
by CrazyJay September 17, 2010
Get the Teased to Jesus mug.An expression used to denote utter surprise, horror and confusion; used in "Return of the Living Dead" when two paramedics encounter a horde of ravenous undead zombies on the hunt for brains.
Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.
Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.
"Do you hear that?"
(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)
"Christ Jesus!"
or....
Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"
Man2: "Nope."
Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."
(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)
"Christ Jesus!"
or....
Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"
Man2: "Nope."
Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."
by Johnny Gobs July 6, 2010
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Get the Jesus of Dublin mug.1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.
"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.
"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.
by T3GM January 8, 2009
Get the Jesus crap! mug.vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.
Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.
by Seb13 February 26, 2009
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