super straight

social rejects just like the alt community

Person: im super straight

Other person: so your a social reject

Person: yes

by FACTCHECKONDRUG March 8, 2021

Straight Vaper

An individual who uses electronic cigarettes with no mood altering enhancements (nicotine, caffeine, taurine, thc, etc) and who's right to do so is protected by law from FDA or other governmental interference, as their consumable product contains no intoxicants.

Etymology:
Straight - Free from extraneous matter (straight whiskey)
Go Straight - To live a law-abiding life, no longer engage in crime.
Play it Straight - To do something without jokes, tricks, subterfuge, distortions, or the like.
Vaper - Electronic cigarette user. From the word vapor, which is what the user inhales in place of traditional cigarette smoke.

Coined in 2011

I've smoke free since 2/2010, when I became a Vaper... And I've been nicotine free since 12/2011, when I became a Straight Vaper.

by monarch79 December 15, 2011

straight spaghetti

Something that sucks major balls

Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti

by best_gamer_tag January 14, 2015

Super Straight

Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,

I'm super straight🤓

Get a life.

by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021

Super Straight

When A Male hides it that he is transphobic and an idiot so they use this fake sexuality to hide it

Kevin : Oh did you hear that Mikes Super Straight? Max: Really? That’s some dumb ass bull shit.

by playas1234 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

"a bullshit thing" - me, a straight person
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender

*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*

Transgender man: hello-
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ

by hi.im.cay March 10, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality that originated on TikTok so people can avoid being called transphobic. “Super Straight” people’s preference is to date cis people. It’s not a sexuality. They came up with super straight to mock the lgbtq+ community. Super Straight is just thinly veiled transphobia. Ps. ⬛️🟧 their flag is the Grindr colors

Guy 1:would you date a transwoman?

Guy 2: no it’s not my preference

————That is not transphobic———
Guy 1: would you date a transwoman?

Guy 2: No gross. But I’m Super Straight so you can’t say I’m transphobic. Haha
———-that is transphobic———-

by AutumnRain March 8, 2021