An impenetrable forcefield of pubic hair surrounding the anus of an irish-man which makes them unrapeable in a jail setting .
by Irishcdm14 June 16, 2017
After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022
"Trisha and Kristy are Dirty Irish Twins"
"They're both 24, I thought they were just twins."
"Nah, they have the same daddy and two different mama's, Trisha turns 25 this week and Kristy turns 25 next month."
"They're both 24, I thought they were just twins."
"Nah, they have the same daddy and two different mama's, Trisha turns 25 this week and Kristy turns 25 next month."
by Asymmetrical May 28, 2022
when after a long night of drinking, you find yourself slumped over, in a ball, leaning over a table, facedown in a pile of mud, or doing anything resembling a popular yoga pose.
by alehandro morvian March 18, 2013
by Josiah the 5th December 10, 2019
The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.
by Mr raunchy October 25, 2016
The act of chewing up food and spitting it directly into a friend's anus. Usually because your friend is too drunk or sick to swallow their own food.
Also applies to helping a friend get drunk by spitting booze directly into their anus.
Also applies to helping a friend get drunk by spitting booze directly into their anus.
Hes been real sick, we've all had to take turns Irish baby birding his food since it hurts him too much to swallow.
by snowbow April 11, 2019