Irish Chimney

The natural tendency of a shirt, while defecating on a toilet, to create a narrow passage along the abdomen and chest, through which potent fecal fumes are able to travel directly from the toilet to the face. Sufferers may experience, watery eyes, gaging, nausia, or in extreme cases vomiting.

I forgot to take my shirt off this morning during my morning glory, gave myself an Irish Chimney and ralphed everywhere.

I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.

Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.

-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."

Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea

by casual1 August 14, 2012

Irish bidet

After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.

I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.

by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022

Dirty Irish Twins

Half-Siblings born within a year of each other, who have only share one parent.

"Trisha and Kristy are Dirty Irish Twins"

"They're both 24, I thought they were just twins."

"Nah, they have the same daddy and two different mama's, Trisha turns 25 this week and Kristy turns 25 next month."

by Asymmetrical May 28, 2022

irish yoga

when after a long night of drinking, you find yourself slumped over, in a ball, leaning over a table, facedown in a pile of mud, or doing anything resembling a popular yoga pose.

"man did you see him last night? he got soooo crazy, hes so good at irish yoga"

by alehandro morvian March 18, 2013

Oll Irish mud pot

When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup

Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.

by Josiah the 5th December 9, 2019

Irish Potato Chip

The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.

Jen was hungry after a good fuck, so Tom gave her some Irish Potato Chips.

by Mr raunchy October 25, 2016

irish baby birding

The act of chewing up food and spitting it directly into a friend's anus. Usually because your friend is too drunk or sick to swallow their own food.

Also applies to helping a friend get drunk by spitting booze directly into their anus.

Hes been real sick, we've all had to take turns Irish baby birding his food since it hurts him too much to swallow.

by snowbow April 10, 2019